April wouldn’t be April if the April issue of The Last Word didn’t loom!
This edition is rather nondescript by our standards but a dynamo nonetheless! In this installment, we talk about a flood that destroyed rare baseball cards, glue being wasted in 8th grade, decorative soap, people stealing from Kroger and UDF, musical farts, and more!
As The Last Word shuffles along after 26 years, the March issue is pub, and it’s a beaut!
This ish blasts ‘The Bachelor’ and talks about a ruined Morton Downey Jr. poster, people ruining records by playing them on a Victrola, the “cheaters edition” of Monopoly, a terrible East German car, and more!
Thy pooper should be pointed plumb-bob…[Read more]
The February issue of The Last Word is published, and it’s a biggie – perhaps the meatiest in a couple years!
This ish talks about the ruination of National Geographic magazines, our hilariously bad student media, my scuttled plans to return to college, my bungling of a standardized test, people spitting out bananas, the inevitable disposal of a…[Read more]
The January issue of The Last Word is pub-a-dub-dub, and it talks about all sorts of nifty things!
This edition talks about discarding a broken radio, the 1980s computer game Eastern Front, the POP command in Atari BASIC, my desire to become a pirate, a person breaking an antique beer bottle, and other cool topics!
So point your pooper…[Read more]
This is a December to dismember, as yet another issue of The Last Word is published, thus making your face fly off in public!
This ish talks about all sorts of cool things, among them…
• A kid throwing a tantrum at Kroger.
• My new money-making e-book.
• A person chewing gum at an Abraham Lincoln historic site.
• Shipping companies losing…[Read more]
Around the start of each month, everyone is always teetering on the edge of their toilet seat for the latest issue of The Last Word, and this month is no exception!
The November ish has been published, and it talks about all sorts of fi things! This includes my trip to Zion National Park and the flatulence that filled it, people ruining Speak &…[Read more]
Did you know that the October issue of The Last Word is now published? Cool people know. But what about you?
This ish talks about lots of cool stuff! There’s something for everyone, including…
• People losing brand new drones.
• A ruined Kentucky Derby poster.
• Janet Jackson talking about bubble gum constantly.
• The long-awaited reveal…[Read more]
The September issue of The Last Word is now pub-a-roo, and guess what? It’s our Back-to-School edition, people! Doesn’t that make you just want to watch ‘Sesame Street’ until your face flies off in public?
This ish talks about many pibtacular things, including these and more…
• My electric bicycle and class consciousness.
• A burning toi…[Read more]
Good afternoon, comrades!
The August edition of The Last Word is now pub, and – not unlike usual – it talks about some important things. This ish discusses an exciting neighborhood dumpster fire, bubble gum in a tube, the continuing decline of Honeycomb, Strawberry Shortcake cereal tasting funny, YouTube flagging a video because a person chewed…[Read more]
No July would be complete without the July issue of The Last Word, your road atlas to freedom!
This ish talks about tonsil stones, psychiatry protecting dominionism, putting pepper in Super Bubble to thwart gum thieves, watching TV shows just for the poo humor, people fighting over Bubble Tape, an art pen offer in a cereal box, and more!
So I…[Read more]
June wouldn’t be June if it didn’t have the June issue of The Last Word to fart in your face throughout the totality of that month.
This ish is a beaut as usual, and it talks about numerous nifty things like these…
• Right-wingers’ made-up complaints about everyone else buying big-screen TV’s.
• A certain high school wasting over $5 mil…[Read more]
Aw, how cute! Scribd thinks The Last Word is a Republican zine!
The Last Word is the epitome of coolness, and thus cannot be a Republican zine – even though Scribd keeps classifying it as one. The May ish is now pub, and it talks about an assortment of interesting things. In this edition, a person chewed gum and Bob Barker thought it was funny,…[Read more]
Let’s all celebrate and have a good time!
The latest issue of The Last Word marks 25 years for this fanzine of fun! Even as stale as the past month was, this edition comes through, as we discuss TV shows that say funny stuff, ridicule a certain 1980s band, and talk about other useful things.
So point your pooper…[Read more]
The March ish of The Last Word has now appeared as if it was magically placed at your doorstep by the Bee Gees, and it discusses all sorts of nifty things…
• Ridiculous commercials for pizza insurance, tissues, and other items.
• Pink throwing bubble gum onto the field at the Super Bowl.
• A hilarious prank involving a scarecrow coated with…[Read more]
The February issue of The Last Word is pub-a-roo, and man, it’s a beaut!
This fanzine of freedom always regales you with the latest doings of the Bandit, and this ish is no exception! In this edition, you shall read about…
• My recent battles with whooping cough and a broken finger.
• The untimely destruction of a toy record player.
• When…[Read more]
The first issue of The Last Word dated 2018 was published early, and you’re gonna bip until your face falls off!
This ish talks about Donald Trump’s possible gum chewage, a ruined Jimmy the Greek cutout, people blaming bubble gum for crooked teeth, broken disco-era eyeglasses, an egg fart in church, an old video about the consequences of a bad…[Read more]
This is a heads-up about the way Outlook.com treats this site.
The thought police at Outlook now blocks all e-mails from this site. Earlier, I tried using my Outlook e-mail to register for this site, and I never received the confirmation e-mail. (Somehow I was able to get on this site later though.)